MY BUCKET LIST

MY BUCKET LIST
.by John N Hart on Monday, April 18, 2011 at 12:07pm.I'M TURNING 71 YEARS OLD NEXT MONTH SO HERE IS MY BUCKET LIST:

1)FIND AND HANG OUT WITH AN OBSCENELY RICH WOMAN WHO COULD CARE LESS ABOUT PAYING THE BILLS(FOR ME AND HER) AS LONG AS WE HAVE FUN AND ????

2)BE A TALK SHOW HOST EVEN IF IT'S ONLY FOR A COUPLE DAYS

3)BE IN AN A RATED MOVIE AND HAVE A SPEAKING PART AND COLLECT MORE MONEY THAN I'M WORTH

4)APPEAR BEFORE CONGRESS AND GIVE THEM MY THOUGHTS ON OBAMA,HIS ADMIN,BUDGET ,AND THE DECLINE OF AMERICA

5)DO A STAND UP NIGHT AT IMPROV

6)HAVE LUNCH (RODEO DRIVE) OR DINNER (BEV HILLS HOTEL POLO LOUNGE) WITH BRITTANY SPEARS OR DANA DELANEY OR HALLE BERRY

7)HAVE A MALIBU BEACH PARTY (LIKE WOODSTOCK) WITH "ALL" OF HOLLYWOOD (ACTORS/DIRECTORS/ETC) BUT CASUAL..JUST BURGERS/FRANKS/BEANS AND US

8)ADDRESS THE U.N. AND ASK WHY ALL NATIONS NEED TO GO TO WAR ANYMORE??HAVEN'T WE HAD ENOUGH??

8) FIND OUT WHY OPRAH DOESN'T LIKE ME..

9) GET MY SON TO CONTACT ME,LIKE ME AND LAUGH AGAIN (THIS SHOULD BE FIRST)

10)TELL THE WORLD ABOUT MY LIFE OF FRIENDS,LAUGHTER,SADNESS,FACEBOOK,TWITTER,BLOGGER ,ETC ,ETC

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